A Free Book For A Happy Halloween!

So, All Hallow's Eve approaches, and as usual, I'm a ten year old kid again, waiting for that magical night so I can turn into a monster and terrorize the neighborhood again. I long for the cool breezes, the color of the trees and the dead leaves scraping along the sidewalks.

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As an adult, that feeling may be more intense, because now I get to watch my own children have the same fascination with scares, costumes, parties, and of course--mountains of candy.

So, in anticipation of my favorite holiday... and in anticipation of the Coffin Hop! I am giving away HOW TO EAT A HUMAN BEING FOR FREE until such a time as I see fit... but at least until that moon is full, the dead walk, the wolves howl and the bats roam the skies in search of blood.

Have a frightful 'Ween!